Every birthday, I think I'm going to do things better and set unrealistic expectations for myself. However, here's a list of things I can do. I will:

1. Plan a trip that's not family related
2. Schedule bi-monthly massages
3. Go on a walk four times per week
4. Not drink during the work week
5. Go to sleep at a normal hour
6. Not get parking tickets
7. Make food at home at least three times per week
8. Stop whining about every gee-dee thing in my life
9. Actually attend parties I'm invited to
10. Finish a book in Spanish
11. Drive slower